Baba's Cast of Characters


Name: Babaoroody
Breed: Atrox
Profession: Enforcer
Organization: Clan
Previous Guild Member of: Angels of the Knight
Born: May 5, 2007
Hours Played: 1426
Level as of December 12, 2020: 163
Current status:  Rarely actually levels, mainly logs in these day to help one of the Baba family of toons in one way or another.



Low Points:

  • Being a totally clueless noob to both AO and MMORPGs in general
  • Getting owned by slightly higher mobs when trying to reach missions in Wartorn Valley
  • Only got as far as the first level of the Subway
  • Crap equipment till the Temple of the Three Winds
  • Getting killed by giant spiders between the Clan outpost and the TOTW entrance
  • Getting creamed at level 35 on first few trips to TOTW
  • Getting wiped traveling to Foreman's via Whompas
  • The long run from Bliss to Foreman's that was the alternative
  • Having to make that run every time he got killed at Foreman's
  • After way too many trips to reclaim, he is not quite the Enforcer he used to be

High Points:

  • The foolish satisfaction of the clueless noob equipping a new piece of gear with a really cool name but awful statistics
  • Feeling really OP before leaving shuttle port Island by being able to kill anything there
  • Satisfaction of venturing out into Wartorn Valley, getting chased by packs of mobs higher than him, getting to the mission and back without dying under the black starry night skies
  • The fun of exploring every inch  of all the Rubi-Ka playfields
  • The fun of Friday nights at TOTW.  There used to be a huge crowd milling around outside the entrance and it was mostly just average players like him with average equipment
  • Getting in an active guild around level 40 or so.  Guild mates were a great help and guide.
  • Getting his first decent weapon the Frost Scythe of the Legionnaire.
  • Getting a Stygian Desolator
  • Becoming proficient at farming the Foreman's sewers and actually having a income for a change
  • Learning how to kite Borgs solo and for a team
  • Getting a Panther axe in the Crypt of Home
  • Much later getting a Pained Panther from the same source
  • Even later getting help from his guild to equip the Pained Panther
  • Hopes to start leveling once Babaemphee and Fixer Zigwee have all the good buffs
  • Sponsoring alts and other froob accounts


Name: Tireen
Breed: Solutis
Profession: Trader
Organization: Neutral
Born: May 24, 2007
Hours Played: 840
Level as of December 12, 2020: 117
Current status:  Rarely actually levels now, mainly logs in when needed to help one of the Baba family of toons with a Wrangle or shuffle inventories.



Low Points:

  • Making the mistake of registering on Baba's account, as an alt she could never meet Baba and trade, instead they had to roll a mule on another Froob account as a go between
  • Stuck so far with fairly weak Vektor class shotguns which made solo leveling a slow painful process 

High Points:

  • Shopping Omni shops
  • Getting that sweet +75% premium when vendoring loot to Trader terminals for herself and Baba and friends
  • Landing crits with her Vektor shotgun
  • Learning how to ladder drains and wrangles with Babaemphee
  • Teaming with Babaente and getting levels from Babente's kiting
  • Being part of Team Pets (Babaengy, Babaemphee and her) running Foreman's and Crypt of Home
  • Being called on frequently to wrangle Baba's toons


Name: Babaente
Breed: Nanomage
Profession: Nano Technitian
Organization: Clan
Born: August 31, 2008
Hours Played: 504
Level as of December 12, 2020: 83
Current status:  Rarely actually levels now, but is on call anytime to kite levels for new Baba sponsored toons below level 80.

Low Points:

  • Knowing she was conceived to simply be a mule between Baba and Tireen
  • Learning as a noob that kiting would not be possible until around level 25 to 30
  • Not being able to kite in missions or dungeons

High Points:

  • Graduating from mule duty when Baba was impressed watching an NT kite levels in minutes
  • Pulling her first successful kite
  • Nuking dead her first large pack of kited mobs
  • Gaining levels in minutes with kiting
  • Excellent luck with pick up groups in the Subway and TOTW, got to kill Abmouth and all the TOTW bosses
  • Teaming with Tireen for a while with a mix of kiting and missions
  • Getting the news that Baba has sponsored a new Fixer just out of Arete Landing (Run speed and HOT buffs incoming!)


Name: Ohtizz
Breed: Solitus
Profession: Adventurer
Organization: Clan
Born: July 17, 2009
Hours Played: 24
Level as of December 12, 2020: 27
Current status:  Laying fallow

Low Points:

  • Realizing at level 27 the ICC Shuttle port upgraded starter weapons did not cut beyond the subway
  • Also realizing then that the defining skills of his class, polymorphs would not be accessible for 20-30 more levels

High Points:

  • Between his self heals skills and dual upgraded starter weapons he rolled over most of the starter mobs on the island and later in the upper subway


Name: Babaemphee
Breed: Nanomage
Profession: Meta-Physicist
Organization: Clan
Born: July 17, 2009
Hours Played: 816
Level as of December 12, 2020: 136
Current status:  Laying fallow


Low Points:

  • The day she realized heal pets generate heal aggro
  • Her weapon the Skull of Lamentation is almost bigger than she is and she thinks it is ugly

High Points:

  • Learning how to ladder buffs with Trader Tireen
  • Teaming with AgentBaba on Shuttle Port Island
  • Being part of Team Pets runnning TOTW and Foreman's
  • Realizing her buffing skills moved her up in Baba's priorities for leveling
  • Getting all her Froob Infuses
  • Buffing Babacratus, Babaengy, and Bamboobill, into much higher pets
  • Equipping a coffee cup social item to hide the Skull of Lamentation


Name: AgentBaba
Breed: Solitus
Profession: Agent
Organization: Clan
Born: July 21, 2009
Hours Played: 72
Level as of December 12, 2020: 47
Current status:  Laying fallow 

Low Points:

  • Meeting a train in the deep subway with Abmouth and half of the other mobs there

High Points:

  • Teaming with Babaemphee on Shuttle Port Island
  • Being gifted by Babaoroody a Gripo-Com AKR 1K21 rifle from his huge inventory of past loot
  • Getting nice crits from that rifle
  • Reaching level 32 in the deep subway, soloing everything except Abmouth
  • Killing Eumenides solo and looting the ring of Nucleus Basalis


Name: Babaengy
Breed: Opifex
Profession: Engineer
Organization: Clan
Born: August 8, 2009
Hours Played: 864
Level as of December 12, 2020: 136
Current status:  Laying fallow

Low Points:

  • Slogging into Neleb's den in Steps of Madness to beacon warp a low level Babacratus there for a robe after forgetting that the only way to add someone not present to a team is the Looking For Team window, and it will not show players above or below your teaming level.
  • Failing multiple times with Team Pets to acquire a second Custom IMI Desert Reet 1000 from the Foreman's Director

High Points:

  • Succeeding with Team Pets in taking down the Foreman's Director and looting a Custom IMI Desert Reet 1000
  • Beacon Warp, zap any teammate anywhere directly to you
  • Running deep Foreman's with Team Pets (Babaemphee and Tireen)
  • At level 136, running a Slayerdroid Warden thanks to infuses from Babaemphee


Name: Babacratus
Breed: Nanomage
Profession: Bureaucrat
Organization: Clan
Born: March 25, 2012
Hours Played: 528
Level as of December 12, 2020: 187
Note: The only paid subscription account toon sponsored by Baba
Current status:  Laying fallow, logs in occasionally to help Baba and friends as needed

Low Points:

  • Finding roots, calms, and snares don't work much under level 100
  • Oh boy Shadowlands, new playfields to explore, now start walking
  • Just kind of stalled and confused at level 187 in Shadowlands

High Points:

  • When roots, calms, snares start working after level 100 or so
  • Love many of the Shawdowlands static dungeon interiors
  • Steamrolling save level mobs with two charms and an outside buff enabled higher level droid
  • Mobs that used to be your worst nightmare become your favorite charms (Oh boy, Mechdogs!)
  • Selling via the Global Market Terminal some of Baba's old moldy inventory (Miy's Nano armor) for $25 million
  • Hoping to start leveling again once Babaemphee and Fixer Zigwee have the best buffs
  • A feeling of satisfaction and righteousness for supporting Funcom


Name: Bamboobill
Breed: Solitus
Profession: Bureaucrat
Organization: Clan
Born: November 18, 2020
Hours Played: 72
Level as of December 12, 2020: 58
Current status:  Leveling together with fixer Zigwee

Low Points:

  • Roots, calms, and snares mostly worthless under level 100
  • Getting attacked by Mechdogs
  • Leveling solo in the Subway was slow, waiting for Driod to build up aggro before starting to shoot was tedious

High Points:

  • Teaming with fixer Zigwee
  • HOTs, NCU compression, and evades buffs from fixer Zigwee
  • Charming Mechdogs and Giant Arachnids


Name: Zigwee
Breed: Opifex
Profession: Fixer
Organization: Clan
Born: November 19, 2020
Hours Played: 48
Level as of December 12, 2020: 58
Current status:  Leveling together with crat Bamboobill

Low Points:

  • Learning that fixer HOTS are level locked
  • Initially maxing Improvement Points in Duck-Explosions and Deflect, then finding out they are mainly for PVP which he avoids

High Points:

  • The subway was a breeze for him and took less time than it did for Bamboobill
  • HOTs, NCU compression, Evade Buffs, Oh My!
  • Getting Grid Phreak and being able to grid his team out of completed missions
  • Knowing he is high on Baba's priority list to level up
  • Teaming with Crat Bamboobill

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